Football Shorts : 1,001 of the Game's Funniest One-Liners - 6774

"We have a strange and wonderful relationship: he's strange and I'm wonderful." -- Mike Ditka, on his relationship with Jim McMahon "Everyone is unhappy at times, even my wife. Only she doesn't get interviewed about it." -- John McKay, on Buccaneers players who were complaining to the press "Ransom notes." -- Alex Karras, on being asked to name the most profitable type of writing "If I drop dead tomorrow, at least I'll know I died in good health." -- Bum Phillips, after passing his physical "Three things are bad for you. I can't remember the first two, but doughnuts are the third." -- Bill Petersen "I find that prayers work best when you have big players." -- Knute Rockne
ASIN: 0809232154
VSKU: RDV.0809232154.G
Condition: Good
Author/Artist:Liebman, Glenn
Binding: Hardcover